Ask Dick

Disclaimer: These are the opinions of a particular individual from the 1970’s, the opinions and comments are his only and do not reflect the opinions of the writers or employees of “Meet the Dysfunctionals”  

Ask Dick a Question Here!

ask dick

From Albert C: “What’s your favorite Radiohead song?

Dick: “Radio F@#$in Who? You’re a CREEP for asking me this shit”


Guest: “Hi Dick, I’m 14 and my mother won’t let me play video games before dinner. What can I do?

Dick: “What’s a F@#$in video game?”


Guest: “Dick, What advice can you give me for my gambling problem?”

Dick: “Take Secretariat in the 4th.”



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